So, time to consider Frosty. I mean, seriously, this poor schmuck deserves some payback. The poor guy has to wait each and every year for some snowfall and then for some kid to put a hat on his head so he can come to life. Now he has to worry about global warming; staying alive is becoming more and more difficult--his chances for a happy but short life are diminishing rapidly.
Thus, I was so pleased to find some video footage of this cold but rotund dude finally being able to dish out what he should.